tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87005227842163694542011-07-08T12:06:06.311-07:00I'm this guy, this guy that likes supras. Sorry ladies, you can't shave me. My razor is spoken for.Doom-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01653680541490896470noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8700522784216369454.post-75120594137788338712009-07-30T14:11:00.000-07:002009-07-30T14:24:30.505-07:00I hate the term spoken word. How the hell is that poetry? What, the word isn’t read? Oh wow, that is so meaningful (sarcasm alert). There are only a few ways to get words from one person to another and spoken is a primary! Fuck, this is exactly why poetry is a dead art form. It also doesn’t help that most poets can’t do much these days besides copy rappers or act all emo. I’ve been to a poetry reading, it was 3 hours of the same thing. I’m rapping about some chick I love. I’m rapping about some chick that dumped me. I’m rapping about sex in general. Seriously, it was a poetry reading guys, the fuck? And by the way, you were terrible rappers. I guess poet just means I can’t rap. <br /><br />Culture is dead! Long live the video game!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8700522784216369454-7512059413778833871?l=doomtaco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doom-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01653680541490896470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8700522784216369454.post-24566309846395106032009-07-16T15:00:00.000-07:002009-07-16T15:02:54.386-07:00I’ve been keeping my urine in empty bottles of soda. I don’t really have a reason yet, but I figure I’ll need them sooner or later and it beats getting up while playing fallout3.<br /><br /><br />Maybe I'll put them up on eBay. Does the post office take pee?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8700522784216369454-2456630984639510603?l=doomtaco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doom-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01653680541490896470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8700522784216369454.post-79349852288315794112009-07-05T18:27:00.000-07:002009-07-05T18:28:53.465-07:00Man, I I’m so mad at my boyfrien wait. I mean Girlfriend. Fuck! My backspace key is broken. I spliled soad all over the stupid thing. I can’t believe this happened again! Why did. Why didn’t. Damn it! Why won’t they design a keyboard with a cup holder already!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8700522784216369454-7934985228831579411?l=doomtaco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doom-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01653680541490896470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8700522784216369454.post-10675215004898084452009-02-18T17:34:00.000-08:002009-02-18T17:37:35.432-08:00Resident Evil 5 looks so good. Chris is super sexy, as always. He’s way more sexy than Leon. Mathematically, Chris is probably 5 times sexier than Leon. The next Resident Evil movie should consider recasting Chris as Fedor. Or even better, clone Fedor and drop him into zombie infested areas so he can choke’em all out! That’d fix the Zombie apocalypse in a flash! Unless, Fedor became a zombie! Oh my god, the world is coming to an end!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8700522784216369454-1067521500489808445?l=doomtaco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doom-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01653680541490896470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8700522784216369454.post-87828743620376508222009-02-07T14:45:00.000-08:002009-02-07T14:49:23.621-08:00Fedor is so awesome. I bet he could <span style="font-style: italic;">be </span>batman. Maybe he <span style="font-style: italic;">IS </span>batman! That'd be so awesome! His batmobile could be a supra.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8700522784216369454-8782874362037650822?l=doomtaco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doom-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01653680541490896470noreply@blogger.com0