Resident Evil 5

Resident Evil 5 looks so good. Chris is super sexy, as always. He’s way more sexy than Leon. Mathematically, Chris is probably 5 times sexier than Leon. The next Resident Evil movie should consider recasting Chris as Fedor. Or even better, clone Fedor and drop him into zombie infested areas so he can choke’em all out! That’d fix the Zombie apocalypse in a flash! Unless, Fedor became a zombie! Oh my god, the world is coming to an end!